Funny Quotes For Happiness

'Funny quotes to ensure you continue having fun in life to achieve great moments'

Stupid people make me feel so much better about myself.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!"

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

Don't judge a book by its cover unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair.

If I share my food with you, that means I care.

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
-Vicki Baum

Human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
-George Washington

Happiness is when you've gotten really good at being you.
-Hermann James.

When one door of happiness closes another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
-Helen keller

A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing he might have enjoyed but did not.
-Talmud

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
-Lynn Hecht Schafren

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
-Stephen Wright

Simply put, you believe that things or people make you unhappy, but this is not accurate. You make yourself unhappy.
-Wayne Dyer

The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
-Joseph Addison

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does.
-J.M. Barrie

We need to set goals for ourselves. Start today…if you don’t have any goals, make your first goal getting some goals. You probably won’t start living happily ever after, but you may start living happily, purposefully, and with gratitude…Goals are gratitude in action. They give us the opportunity to build on what we already have. While achieving goals can be a lengthy process, we can learn to be grateful for each stage in the process of setting and meeting goals.
-Melody Beattie